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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

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awkwardly-cute:

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oh my god that’s

brilliant

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Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen is.

He was number 1.

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  1. Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  2. Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  3. Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  4. Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  5. Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  6. Mom: Every time.
  7. Me: IN AZKABAN!
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A few racists on Facebook felt the need to share their opinion, reblog so future employers can find this post when searching their names in google.
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TRAVIS HALL

Works at United States Marine Corp
Studied at Wake Forest University
Lives in Norwood, North Carolina

OLIVIA NICOLE THOMAS

Went to West Stanley High School
Studied at Stanly Community College
Lives in Midland, North Carolina

Lynda Scott

Lives in North Carolina

Snezhanna Granados Black (what is her real name?

Went to West Stanly High
Lives in Midland, North Carolina

It hurts that they live in North Carolina. Just… kill me please.

Just reblogging for some good ol’ search engine ranking improvement. You’re welcome guys!

Well this is gross

Repulsive, but I’d like their future employers to know about this.

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…Dude, you’re a rabbit, stop having an existentialist crisis. 

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OutKast – Hey Ya!

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I really shouldn’t be laughing this hard!

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ingeniousnonsense: nigga-chan: excuse me sir could you tell me where the dresses are how..and…wait. wait a second here. Zoom

ingeniousnonsense:

nigga-chan:

excuse me sir could you tell me where the dresses are

how..and…wait. wait a second here.

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I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s

I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom

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Literally, me.

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